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The Great Debate
Dr. Shelby: Is there anything you’d like to tell the group about yourself?
Kane: I’m the devil’s favourite demon.
Dr. Shelby: Great….. So tell us Kane, what makes you angry? Please Kane, we’re here to help. So maybe start from your childhood. Remember, sharing is caring.
DB: This is a bad idea.
Kane: Well…I grew up locked in a basement, suffering severe psychological and emotional scarring when my brother set my parents on fire. From there, I shifted around among a series of mental institutions until I was grown, at which point I buried my brother alive … twice. Since then, I’ve set a couple of people on fire and abducted various co-workers. Oh, and I, uh, once electrocuted a man’s testicles. Years ago, I had a girlfriend named Katie but let’s just say that didn’t turn out too well. My real father is a guy named Paul Bearer, who I recently trapped in a meat locker. I’ve been married, divorced, broke up my ex-wife’s wedding and tombstoned the priest. And, for reasons never quite explained, I have an unhealthy obsession with torturing Pete Rose.