Killed me.

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sandandglass:

Stephen Colbert deconstructs the meaning of One Direction’s lyrics. 

Dr. Shelby: Is there anything you’d like to tell the group about yourself?

Kane: I’m the devil’s favourite demon.

Dr. Shelby: Great….. So tell us Kane, what makes you angry? Please Kane, we’re here to help. So maybe start from your childhood. Remember, sharing is caring.

DB: This is a bad idea.

Kane: Well…I grew up locked in a basement, suffering severe psychological and emotional scarring when my brother set my parents on fire. From there, I shifted around among a series of mental institutions until I was grown, at which point I buried my brother alive … twice. Since then, I’ve set a couple of people on fire and abducted various co-workers. Oh, and I, uh, once electrocuted a man’s testicles. Years ago, I had a girlfriend named Katie but let’s just say that didn’t turn out too well. My real father is a guy named Paul Bearer, who I recently trapped in a meat locker. I’ve been married, divorced, broke up my ex-wife’s wedding and tombstoned the priest. And, for reasons never quite explained, I have an unhealthy obsession with torturing Pete Rose.

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candicetrevinos:

Biff Tannen vs. manure - Back to the Future Trilogy

thatfunnyblog:

Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! 

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This had me in stitches, so glad a gif exists!

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